Ask Black Manta

Why didn't you kill the Snorks for stealing your look?

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:25:00 -0400

I DON’T KNOW WHO THESE SNORK GUYS ARE BUT THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY THAT THEY LOOK HALF AS IMPRESSIVE AS I DO. I MEAN. I FUCKING OWN THIS LOOK.

What's your favorite part of a newspaper?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:16:00 -0400

THE FUCKING PART THAT HAS NEWS, YOU DOLT.

SERIOUSLY, IT’S NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND - THE NEWSPAPER HAS NEWS. I LIKE READING THIS NEWS. I ALSO LIKE HOLDING THE PAPER ITSELF. THE SOUND IT MAKES AS ITS SURFACE AND MY SUIT CREATE BEAUTIFUL FRICTION IS MUSIC THAT MAKES MY HEART BEAT EVER FASTER.

AND YOU’D BEST JUST IGNORE THAT LAST PARAGRAPH THERE IF YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR YOU.

HI aquman it's robin i have Question do you love aqulad as a son

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:12:00 -0400

WHAT. HOW CAN YOU CONFUSE ME WITH THAT JERKASS AQUAMAN? HIS SUIT IS NOT NEARLY AS IMPRESSIVE AS MINE.

BUT AQUALAD’S ALRIGHT I GUESS.

theslowestdrawfag: FINALLY some Black Manta up in this...

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 21:38:29 -0400

theslowestdrawfag:

FINALLY some Black Manta up in this bitch

NO ONE KICKS AQUAMAN’S ASS LIKE BLACK MANTA - AND ESPECIALLY NOT AS STYLISHLY.

thatirishbastard: This always makes me feel better. The...

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 21:34:56 -0400

thatirishbastard:

This always makes me feel better.

The drive-thru guy’s all like,

“Can I take your order?”

And Aquaman’s all like,

“Yes… Yes you can. ;D”

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I’M MEANT TO FEEL ABOUT THIS.

zombiekittiey: silly aquaman I FUCKING KNEW IT.

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 21:32:40 -0400

zombiekittiey:

silly aquaman

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

I Can Has Cheezburger?

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:29:00 -0500

NO.

YOU CANNOT HAVE A FUCKING “CHEEZBURGER”. DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CHEF?

If you were to direct a movie, what would it be about? Who would be the protagonist, and antagonist? CHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIR

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:21:00 -0500

IT WOULD BE ABOUT ME. IT WOULD STAR ME FACING THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD EVER BE A CHALLENGE TO ME.

MYSELF.

hOnK :o)

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 17:15:00 -0500

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

BUT I THINK IT MEANS “NET ME BLACK MANTA, PLEASE NE-“

IT ENDS LIKE THAT BECAUSE I NET YOU. WITH MY TECHNETS.

Are you a cat?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 17:14:00 -0500

WHAT.

HOW.

WHY.

NO.

FUCKING CHRIST, MAN.

DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FELINE?

BOW DOWN TO ME, AS I AM MUCH MORE SAUVE THAN THOU.

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 17:14:00 -0500

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MEDIEVAL JERKFACE, THIS IS MY SUBMARINE.

Did you take an arrow to the knee?

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 03:38:00 -0500

I’M NOT A MEDIEVAL INFANTRYMAN, SO NO.

I took a shit by the side of the neighbor's house. Will they know it was me?

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 03:38:00 -0500

I DON’T FUCKING KNOW.

IT DEPENDS ON YOUR NEIGHBORS, REALLY? DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE SOME SORT OF DEVICE TO SCAN YOUR FECES FOR DNA OR SOME SHIT? OR ARE YOU THE KIND OF IDIOT WHO LEAVES A PHOTO?

IN EITHER CASE, STOP SHITTING BESIDE HOUSES, USE A SUIT.

If you were actually Black Manta, what would your evil plan bee?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:20:00 -0500

WELL IF I WERE ACTUALLY BLACK MANTA I WOU-

WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? GET OUT OF HERE.

mhilton215: well then, problem solved. Thanks Black...

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:44:07 -0500

mhilton215:

well then, problem solved. Thanks Black Manta!

TALKING ABOUT MY SUITS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTIVITIES. SERIOUSLY, JUST LOOK AT HOW STYLISH THESE THINGS ARE.

MAN. I FUCKING ROCK. WEIRD SEEING AQUAMAN’S OLD EYEBROWS,...

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:43:03 -0500

MAN. I FUCKING ROCK. WEIRD SEEING AQUAMAN’S OLD EYEBROWS, THOUGH. WHY HE DYED THEM I’LL NEVER KNOW.

MY OLD SUIT WAS AS STYLISH OF ANY I’VE EVER WORN, OBVIOUSLY.

How can you see through your helmet since the eye-holes are anatomically above your actual eyes. Also, how do you survive the amount of pressure at the bottom of the ocean without an atmospheric diving suit?

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 12:38:00 -0500

THE EYE-HOLES ARE ACTUALLY CAMERA’S, I HAVE A DISPLAY INSIDE OF THE HELMET. AND THE SUIT IS PRESSURIZED.

EXCEPT WHEN I FORGET.

THAT’S NEVER FUN.

Candy corn or candy cane?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 13:20:00 -0500

WHICH ONE MAKES BETTER BAIT? I WANT TO SAY CANDY CORN, BUT A CANDY CANE’S SHAPE IS SO DELIGHTFUL.

Are you tall or short?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 13:20:00 -0500

DEPENDS WHICH OF MY SUITS I’M WEARING, I HAVE ONE FOR EVERY OCCASION, YOU KNOW.

y u so azn

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:16:00 -0500

BECAUSE I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN YOU, THAT’S WHY.